Is it possible or likely to get bacterial vaginosis from masturbating after a cat licked your hand?
Friday, August 13th, 2010 at
2:39 pm
The cat is pretty healthy and likes to lick my arms and hands while I’m sleeping. I usually don’t realize or don’t remember that my hands might be dirty before masturbating in the morning.
Filed under: Bacterial Vaginosis
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hmmmm, interesting question. you will probably develop a strong craving for Little Friskies or Nine Lives, but other than that you should be ok.
what a moron.
if i had a nickel for every time someone asked me this question….
ok thats pretty gross. Maybe you should cleanse ur hands with wet wipes or something before doing that. You probably do have an infection and god knows what else..
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i know cts can carry diseases but if they do they need to be treated
You should get a CAT scan, IMMEDIATELY
Wash your hands before bed. Do not let your cat sleep in the bedroom with you. No worries.
Yes! It’s possible. Think about it! The cat uses it’s tongue for toilet paper! When you get up in the morning, after your morning pee, wash your hands. Then have at it.
Cats do lick their private parts so yes that is possible. Maybe you should wash your hands first.
I can’t help but think that a cat’s mouth is cleaner than ours. I know a dogs mouth is cleaner. You can get constant o r a l s e x from a man and not get an infection. If you can fight off the disgusting crap in a humans mouth, I’m sure a little kitty saliva can’t hurt.
I think the puddy tat was marking territory.
NO. Bacterial vaginosis is an overgrowth of the normal flora of bacteria in your vagina. It is uncertain what causes the overgrowth to occur. It is not contagious and is not a sexually transmitted disease (however it does occur more often in sexually active women). It is a bacteria that can invade other female organs and cause a lot of secondary complications, so it must be treated with antibiotics specifically prescribed from your physician or a cream specifically prescribed by your physician. There are not any over-the-counter medicines that will treat this disorder.
However, on the other note — wash your hands before and after masturbating! You do not need to be adding any extra bacteria into your vaginal area — it is a warm and moist feeding ground for bacteria! Also, after touching yourself down there, you don’t want to spread those germs/bacteria around the house, to other people, or to your cats — so wash up with soap and water!
Washing hands with soap and water is the #1 way to prevent infections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try getting the cat to lick your P*ussy, cats normally enjoy fishy flavours, it will think your festered twot is a treat.
Your boyfriend (leave alone cats and other animals) could also have the same effect, since this condition is normally caused by transfer of bacteria from one organism to another. Basically its a condition where good bacteria (which are always present in humans) get overrun by invading unfriendly bacteria (which are normally prevented entry).
Cats use their tongues to clean themselves, including their privates. They also use it clean their paws (and cats normally visit a lot of places including sewers in search of rats etc). I do not know much about the habits of your cat. So probably as they say "You are asking for it" – probably a huge dose of infection from unclean habits. So avoid such risky behaviour.